Hokay...
Being that this is the first posting, what with my transition from a myspace blog over to this, I don't see much of a need to get too deep. No, there's definitely no sense in that. Besides, I'm half a bottle deep of some Malbec that costs far too much for the average Joe (thank God I got it for free, needing only to hustle it out of the winery undetected; but accuse me not of being a common thief - just an opportunist at the behest of others with higher employment rank). It's the same grog I was pulling from barrels and filling stranger's cups with at a pan-Sonoma Valley barrel tasting event not four days ago, only now the vino is free of sediments and whatnot, having passed through a .4 micron filter, and contained in an etched glass bottle instead of a thirty-gallon cooper.
Now that my semi-inebriated state is established, let me get down to the nitty gritty of thissahere blog. I intend to conduct things much like everyone else. That is, I will occasionally post my own feelings, desires, gripes, etc. Occasionally I will discuss politics, because although I have already determined that mankind is doomed by our own collective ignorance, the world of elections is still pretty damned entertaining (and even, when considered in the present tense, relevant). I will also talk about sports - specifically hockey - because I was born a Canuck and can't shed that layer of skin. Furthermore, I'm not trying. If I'm stuck for subject but yet still compelled to type, I may scan the news sites and offer meaningless commentary. Once in a while I will point out that my cat, although a sprite at nine pounds, could totally kick your cat's ass, if only because she is a devil's incarnate. She keeps the household dogs at bay, and I am proud.
I'm sure there is other stuff that will be significant (to me, anyway), and I will post it, because that's what one does with a blog. All I ask of you is to read on, because reading is a lost art in this day and age, far moreso than writing. Or, if your feeling a little wild, print out a couple hundred copies on a roll of paper and wrap them around your body.
As a disclaimer, you will not attract members of the opposite sex by doing this.
